A note from the hottest country on earth
“To cut a long story short: anarchists believe that for the most part it is power itself, and the effects of power, that make people stupid and irresponsible.” David Graeber, The Ultimate Hidden Truth of the World
Choose your outrage from the banquet Donald Trump and his minions have laid upon the nation’s table. Where should this feast begin? There’s never been so many rancid offerings in one place, stacked in towers, adorned with cheap gold leaf and likenesses of the leader. Waiters continually bring fresh supplies. Suckling pig carved to resemble Barack Hussein Obama! A War of Choice in Iran, threats to seize Cuba against the will of its people, tens of thousands of human beings languishing in ICE detention facilities. Oh, to be a shareholder in the GEO Group! Help yourself, pile it on, take two of everything, there’s always more to come, every dawn delivers its bounty. This is the Golden Age! We are winning! We are the hottest country on earth!
Don’t be shy, gorge yourself. The Supreme Court drove a stake through the heart of the Voting Rights Act because overt racism is again acceptable. Boo-yah. The Ballroom is coming. The Pentagon wants $1.5 trillion for the war machine. Watch out Canada, behave yourself Mexico, you’re not forgotten Greenland, we want you and whatever is buried beneath the ice. National Security, baby. Believe Smiling Kevin Hassett when he tells you that paying more for gas and groceries and electricity is a positive thing, good for our country, a sign of strength. And just look over there, at the beautiful UFC setup on the White House lawn, ready for America’s historic birthday bash! We’re going to see violence and blood, what’s more American than that? A spectacle like never before, as is everything the Regime does. Help yourself, make heaps and drifts on your plate. Hey, here comes another serving of cheap and tawdry! Trump’s face on the currency, his likeness blasted into Mount Rushmore. America 250! Happy days are here again! Strike up the Marine Corps band.
C’mon, what’s a little pissing match with the Pope? Like JD says, Leo should leave scripture to President Trump. What does Leo know about it, anyway? Do you know how many cartel members we’ve killed in the Caribbean? More than 200! Isn’t that amazing? We’re showing them who their daddy is. The Secretary of War can do twenty pushups with his eyes closed. What, full already? Had enough? Impossible. Never enough, that’s the motto of the Great & Powerful Donald Trump.
The money’s flowing to all the right people. Have you seen Jared’s plans for Gaza? Beautiful. And then there’s the Arch and the reflecting pool is coming along nicely, no-bid crony contracts are the way to go. Have another helping of pay-to-play. Try the lobster, another Big Mac, the president’s go-to meal, the secret of his vibrant physical health and superhuman stamina. Sleepy Joe Biden wishes! Don’t you love the smell of kickbacks in the morning? Let’s go chug brews with Kash Patel!
Wait till you see the dessert table. Presidential pardons! Unconstitutional Executive Orders! Crypto scams! The J6 Thug Fund! Stephen Miller’s cruelty! It’s all too much, too much winning! Red, white and blue nirvana. What will they roll out next? I say MAGA today, MAGA tomorrow, and MAGA forever. Hey, who needs Bruce Springsteen when you’ve got Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice?
